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Im a Paramedic, Not a Magician
$29.95
You show up when no one else can. When the scene is chaos, you bring calm, control—and probably back pain. This is the scent of grit, heroism, and a dash of sarcasm. Light it up, let it burn, and pretend like your back doesn’t hurt from lifting that last patient who "only had a small fall."