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Kale Me Softly for Dieticians
$29.95
You help people eat without guilt, explain carbs for the 900th time, and dodge every conversation that starts with “I saw this thing on TikTok…”
This warm, comforting candle is your well-deserved break from food fear and diet culture BS.
Burn it between consults, meal preps, or while silently judging someone’s detox cleanse.